The Twelve Days of Christmas, dry erase style!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my mana gave to me:
Twelve (goblin) drummers drumming
…with menace!
Eleven pipers pipings
…the rats left because he is terrible at piping and they have a more sophisticated taste in music
Ten lords a-leaping
…over 8-bit alligators
Nine ladies dancing
…a warrior’s dance has a beauty all its own
Eight maids a-milking
…too bad seven of them are lactose intolerant
Seven swans a-swimming
…actually, only four are swimming. Three are tapped and attacking.
Six geese a-laying
…lots of yummy food tokens!
Five golden rings
…even though there should only be one ring. To rule them all.
Four calling birds
…who love their new smartphones.
Three French hens
…they refuse to tap because will spill good wine.
Two turtle doves
…wait, this isn’t what turtle doves are?
And a partridge in a pear tree!
…saproling, if you want to get technical.